A automobile accident sadly claimed the lives of an 85-year-old couple who had been married for nearly 60 years before they reached the Pearly Gates. The wife’s passion is to blame.
For the past ten years, they had been in excellent shape because of the wife’s devotion with exercise and nutritious diets.
St. Peter gave them a warm welcome and showed them their wonderful home, which included a gourmet kitchen, a Jacuzzi, a large bedroom, and even a pool table.
Whoa! “How much is this going to cost?” the spouse said.
Not at all, said St. Peter. “This is heaven—it’s all free!”
He then showed them a championship golf course that was only a short drive from their house, where they could play whenever they wanted, have an angel as their caddy, and take in the daily changes that replicated the most prestigious greens in the world.
“Amazing!” exclaimed the wife. “And the green fees?”
“Free,” St. Peter said with a laugh. “This is heaven.”
A five-star restaurant with an all-you-can-eat buffet that included Wagyu meat, lobster, prime rib, unusual veggies, and dreamy desserts was the next place they visited.
The husband, who remained doubtful, said, “All right, but how much?”
This is the final time, sir. Free. This is heaven!
The hubby was hesitant. “Well, do you have any options that are low in fat and cholesterol?”
Peter chuckled. “You will never become ill or put on weight in heaven. Eat everything you desire!
The husband suddenly became enraged, balled his fists, and began yelling at the sky.
His wife questioned, perplexed, “What’s wrong?
“THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!” he said, pointing over at her. Had it not been for your dreadful bran muffins and paleo chicken, we may have been here a decade ago!
HAHA!
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To prove his wife doesn’t have hearing issues, an elderly man makes the decision.
It is noticed by an older man that his wife is experiencing hearing problems.
She refuses to take a hearing test despite his best efforts to persuade her.
He chooses to demonstrate to her that her hearing isn’t working properly.
Knowing she’s in the kitchen, he brings a recorder upstairs, turns it on, and yells below. “What’s supper for, honey?”
Not a reply.
He yelled as he headed downstairs. “What’s supper for, honey?” Still no answer.
He walked into the living room and shouted once more. “What’s supper for, honey?”
Not a reply.
He even yells from just outside the kitchen.
“What’s for dinner?” and yet no answer.
At last, standing just behind her, he says, “Honey. “What is dinner?”
For the hundredth time, she turns around and exclaims, “Damn!t Al, CHICKEN!!!”
HAHA!
I hope this joke brings you joy! Have a pleasant day!
