Little Johnny was informed by a classmate at school that most grownups have at least one sinister secret and that it is quite simple to profit from them by claiming to know the complete truth.
Little Johnny makes the decision to go home and give it a try. When his mother welcomes him home, he declares, “I know the whole truth.”
His mother gives him $20 right away and advises him not to inform his father. The youngster says, “I know the whole truth,” as he joyfully awaits his father’s return from work. The father says, “Please don’t tell your mother the secret,” and gives him $40 right away.
When
The mailman says, “Come give your real father a big hug,” drops the mail right away, and opens his arms.
I still find this joke hilarious, even after it has been around for years!
I hope you’ll laugh at this joke! I hope your day gets off to a good start!
His instructor decided to drop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home because he was struggling in English class. She wanted to speak with his parents directly about his subpar performance. Johnny answered the doorbell when she rang it.
Hello, Johnny. I want to speak with your father or mother, I said, she said.
I apologize. However, they are not present. He answered. She stated. “Why are you using poor grammar?”
“I have no idea,” Johnny answered.
“However, Dad was furious that they had to go save her once more!”
