It was an aff:air of a rich married man with an Italian woman.
One day, when she came home, she told him that she was pregnant.
In fear of ruining his marriage or reputation, the man made her a big pile of cash so that she could go to Italy and bear the baby.
He also assured her that he would offer child support until the child had attained 18 years of age in case she remained there to rear up the child.
The woman assented, but inquirmed how he would come to know when the infant was born. As a precaution against discoveries, he asked her to send a post card with the following words on the back of the card: Spaghetti
Upon his receiving the same, he would have the child support.
Months later, the man reported back home to his wife who wondered what had happened.
She gave him an Italian postcard and said, This is rather strange.
Attempting to play it cool, he said, oh, just give it to me. I shall tell you later.”
But reading the card, he became pale, and fell into a faint.
The postcard said: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two pulled meatballs, one no. Send some more sauce.”
A lady travels to Italy to undergo a 2 week-long training program at the company.
Her husband takes her to the airport and sends her a good trip.
The wife says, Thank you honey, what do you want me to bring you?
The husband chuckles and says, A girl like an Italian!!!
The woman shut up and went away.
After two weeks he greets her home at the airport and says, So honey how was the trip?
That is nice of you, thank you.
And, how about my present?
“Which present?” She asked.
An Italian girl!!! (I signified).
Oh, that, she said. Well, I have done what I could and we must wait nine months to find out whether it is a girl or not!!!”
A blonde has a chance to travel to another country close by.
She had never flown in the air before and was more excited and tense. The moment she stepped into the plane, a Boeing 747, she began leaping all over seat to seat shouting, Bohoing! BOEING! BOEING!”
In her yelling, she could not remember where she was, and even the person who was in the cockpit could hear the noise of her yelling. The situation was irritating the pilot; he came out and yelled, “Shut up!”
It drove a pin-drop silence everywhere and every one began to pay attention to the blonde and the furious pilot.
She looked at the pilot and made no answer just a moment, made an intense effort to remember, and all at once burst out shouting: OEING! OEING! OEING!”
One day, I was curious to know the answer to this question to my English teacher.
Why do we omit the pronunciation of certain letters e.g the letter H …in Hour, Honour. …etc. ???
The English teacher told me, we are not ignoring them; they are regarded as silent”……. I never knew I was more disoriented)
At one point, during the lunchtime, my teacher handed me her packed lunch and requested me to warm it at the cafeteria.
I consumed everything and gave back the empty container back to her…!!!
My English teacher: What caused it? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are giving me an empty tray back.”
I said, Sir, I did think the H was mute.
A mother was cleaning the house when little son ran to the mother crying.
What is the matter, sweetie, she said.
Timmy told his mother, I kicked a soccer ball and broke one of the flower pots in the living room.
The mother groaned, in an effort to calmER. Timmy, I have told you several times, not to play soccer in the house.
I did not do it, Mom, Timmy answered. The ball is shot up!”
Well, yet accidents happen, said the mother. Still, you must watch it better next time.
Timmy nodded and ran away to play. Presently Timmy came back and said, “Mom, I have got something to tell you, but you must not get mad.”
Alright, said the mamma, who was suspicious, yet curious, I promise.
I also broke the window, but I learned a lesson, Timmy said, and gulped.
The mother looked askance. And what is the lesson of that?
Chagrined, Timmy replied, “Next time I shall be outside playing.”
One teacher is in the process of teaching his students what the term definitely means.
Does someone have an example? She asks.
Suzie lifts a hand, green or not, the grass is green.
The teacher responds, You know, sometimes grass may be brown.
“Anyone else?”
Timmy declares, the sky is definitely blue.
We can have a gray sky when it is cloudy or black when it is night, Says the teacher.
Little Johnny sits in the back of the room, raises his hand and politely queries the teacher, “Do farts have lumps?”
Taken aback the teacher objects, “No, not at all!”
Johnny asserts, then I surely pooped my pants.
LOL!!
