What This Mom Found in the Lobby Will Stay with Her Forever

A woman heard unusual noises coming from the hallway late one rainy night. She quietly got out of bed and looked around. She saw her teenage son getting ready and holding an umbrella.

“Where do you think you’re going at night and in this weather?” She asked in a really strict way.

The child glanced up and said, “I’m going to see Dad.”

“Not at all!” You’re just 15. “Go back to bed right now!”

He sighed and went back to his room.

An hour later, the hallway was boisterous again. The mother was getting a little furious, so she went to look again. There he was, with a coat and an umbrella.

“Where do you think you’re going now?” She yelled.

“To see Dad, Mom!”

She took him to his room. “Put down that umbrella and go back to sleep!”

He shook his head and said, “I hope Dad has a backup plan, because I don’t see how he can get home without one!”

They were in their 40s and adored each other. They had three kids. Two of them were grownups and lived by themselves, but their youngest, a cute and curious 10-year-old boy, still slept with them at night. They asked him, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” that night as they were putting him to bed.

The boy smiled and said, “I want five wives.” One will sing to me, one will cook for me, and one will assist me wash my hair.

The mother smiled and said, “And one will put you to bed at night?”

“No, Mommy,” the little one replied softly, shaking his head. “I’ll still sleep with you.”

Tears of joy filled Mom’s eyes. “Bless your heart, dear.”

“But what about your five wives?” she said in a low voice. Who will be there for them at night?

After thinking for a moment, the boy said, “That’s easy—Dad can do it.”

Dad’s face was soaked with tears now. “God bless you, son.”

A science teacher asked her class a strange question one day: “Kids, if you could have one thing in the world that was worth a lot of money, what would it be?”

One girl raised her hand and declared, “I’d pick gold!” I could buy a good car because it’s nice and costs a lot.

A different youngster said, “Platinum!” Not as common as gold. I’d buy a sports automobile!

Then, the teacher looked at Little Johnny. “And what about you, Johnny?”

“Silicone,” Johnny said quietly as he sat back in his chair.

“Silicone?” the teacher asked. “Why that?”

“Since my mom got one, there has been a Porsche or a Corvette parked in our driveway almost every day!” “Johnny said.”

One afternoon, a baby was playing and talking joyfully on the floor of the living room. “Come on, buddy,” the dad said as he bent down next to him. “Say ‘Daddy.'”

The baby smiled and said, “Mommy.”

“No, no,” Dad said with a giggle. “Say ‘Dad’ now.”

The baby looked bewildered and then said, “Crap!”

Dad blinked his eyes. “What did you just say?”

The infant laughed. “Oh no!”

At that point, Mom came in. “Hi, honey, I’m back!”

The baby’s eyes were bright. “Shit!”

Mom stopped. “Excuse me? How did you learn the word?

The baby pointed at Dad without knowing what he was doing. “Dad!”

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