All the men were at deer camp together, in cabins.
It was a problem that only one person offered to room with Carl: no one.
Why?
Those were not just snoring, Carl shook the drywall.
They made up their minds to bunk with him in turn.
The first night: It is the short straw of Steve.
Next morning? He walks into breakfast with a hay seat of hair and a pair of road flare eyes.
Man, what happened?
I slept not a jot. Carl was a chainsaw against a blender. I simply sat there and watched him the whole night.”
Second night: The turn of Mike.
He turns up the following morning in a truck beaten up appearance.
“Dude, you good?”
Carl snored so loud his snoring shook my fillings. I threw it all off and looked at the ceiling till sun-eyed.”
Third night: Big Frank comes forward.
Ex-linebacker. Does not scare easy. They suppose that he can manage it.
Next morning Frank walks in fresh, hair combed, drinking coffee as if he is on vacation.
All the jaws drop.
Wait, you look good! What happened?”
Frank grins.
And, of course, when we went into the room, I tucked Carl up, put up his pillow, and kissed him on the forehead. All night he watched me. Slept like a babe.”
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Caption idea:
It is not the only way to silence a snorer.
A boy and his dad went camping.
And they pitched their tent, and slept.
After some time the father woke up the son.
Father: What do you see in the sky?
Son: I can see millions of stars.
Father: What does that say then?
Son: Astronomically, it says that there are millions of galaxies, planets.
Father hits the son violently and tells him: fool, we have been robbed of our tent.
