An old man enters the restaurant, takes his usual seat and selects the usual matzo ball soup.
The waiter presents the dish to him and lets him see how he enjoys it. Still, the man remains where he is.
The waiter asks, “Is everything all right?”
“Sorry, I can’t enjoy this soup,” the man answers.
The waiter asks, “Is it too hot?”
“No.”
“Too cold?”
“No.”
“Too salty?”
“No.”
When the waiter sends for the maitre d’ and chef, each staff member asks their table the same questions: “Too cold?” or “Too hot?”
“No way.”
Finally, having given up, the chief says to the man, “Sir, I will taste your soup myself. Where did you put the spoon?”
“A-ha! That would be the issue! According to the man.
A couple having dinner at a 5-star restaurant
The couple was enjoying a meal at the most prestigious restaurant in town.
Upon receiving the food, the husband told his wife, “Here is our food!” Let’s eat!”
His wife remembered and brought up: “Honey, haven’t you been praying before each dinner at home?”
Her husband answered: “You can find that at home, my dear. Here the chef understands how to cook…
A man is having a meal at a fancy restaurant when a beautiful redhead joins the table next to his.
He
At this moment, she sneezes and her glass eye flies out of its spot toward the man.
He automatically tries to catch it in the air and passes it back to me.
“Oh, I’m so sorry.” The woman replies as she gets her eye back where it should be.
She smiles and says, “To apologize, I will buy you dinner.”
They dine together on a lovely meal, then go to the theater before enjoying drinks. They communicate, they laugh together and she tells him her dreams while he shares his. She listens. She asks him if he wants to join her at her place for one last drink ……… and see each other again for breakfast. On the following morning, she prepares a delicious meal carefully decorated with trimmings. The guy can’t believe it!! I loved every minute of it!
“You really are a perfect woman,” he replied. Are you such a nice person to every man you come across?
She laughs and replies, “It’s just that you are the one who first caught my attention.”
