After all, laughter does wonders which makes having a chuckle in the morning a wonderful way to start your day. Being happily married, taking your third shot at it or simply observing weddings can give you plenty of experiences for comedy stories. Finger-burning dinners and straightforward servants make us laugh about our ups and downs in love.
Life in marriage can include joyful, painful and incredibly funny episodes. Sit down and get ready to enjoy these stories that emphasize the fun things about marriage. After all, laughter is important because it brings us closer as a group.
Helen’s direct approach to her boss’s wife for a raise upset her considerably.
The wife asked Helen, arms tightly folded, “Why on earth do you think you deserve to get paid more?”
Helen told her directly, “There are three reasons.”
The first thing I have over you is that I am a better ironer.
The wife protested by saying, “Who even said that?”
“Your husband.”
“Oh really…”
Helen answered without skipping a beat. The other reason is—I make better food than you can.
Let’s hold on for a moment! Where did that come from?”
“It’s your husband again.”
She tightened her jaw. “And the third reason why?”
Helen smiled. I am more skilled at some things than you are.
The wife stared at him with her eyes grown narrow. “Did my husband say something like that as well?”
“That isn’t correct,” replied Helen. “The gardener took care of it.”
She now has a new working place. While earning a much larger salary.
The wife says, “You always forget about our anniversary.”
Husband: “No, you’re wrong about that! I still clearly remember when it happened. I simply forget why I brought it.”
I asked for a dog. She asked to get a cat. And so we decided to meet halfway.”
Friend: “What kind of chocolate did you go for?”
A cat, that’s what I am. We settled the argument by doing as she wanted.
After they had a huge argument, their communication stopped. The husband decided to win the silent war by leaving his wife a note.
Please, wake me at 6 in the morning. I took a flight to get here.”
He woke up late the next day at 9 a.m. and when he was ready to scold his wife, he came across a note on his nightstand.
You note that it is 6 a.m. so you start your day.
Touché.
It is said that women often live longer than men. Wondering what the reason is?
Since they are single.
Wife: “How do you feel about how much weight I have put on?”
Husband: “Which was it you wanted me to answer honestly or to answer correctly?”
He told me, “I got you a surprise for our anniversary!”
Oh, that’s really nice. What does this term mean?
Remember that you always wished the car would go from 0 to 100 in a flash?
Wife: “Sports car?!”
Husband: “Nope. A bathroom scale is an example of a measurement device.
He is now resting in the guest room.
The truth is, marriage can be quite a challenge (sometimes not-so-serious, though). There are arguments about temperature, parties affected by late-night snoring and now and then some moody ‘cold shouldering’ too. Even the most minor jokes and funny comments can help us relate to one another during ordinary frustrations.
These anecdotes show that life and love are not always predictable and sometimes the best way to handle things is with laughter. In fact, laughing not only cheers us up, but also gives us relief.
Which stand-up comedian put a smile on your face? Share any amusing story that happened within your marriage. Share it below if you can, since we never have enough reasons to smile.
