A few checks into a hotel.
The husband wants to go to the bar for a drink, but his wife is quite tired, so she chooses to go up to their room and sleep.
She lies down on the bed, and all of a sudden, a train goes by the window and shakes the room so much that she falls out of bed.
She lies down again, thinking that this must be a peculiar phenomenon that happens. Once more, a train shakes the room so much that she falls to the floor. She calls the front desk and asks for the manager because she is really upset.
The boss says he’ll be there soon. The wife says the story is authentic, but the manager isn’t sure.
“Lie down on the bed and you’ll fall right to the floor!” She says, “He lies down next to his wife.”
The husband comes in just then. He asks, “What are you doing here?”
The manager says, “Would you believe I’m waiting for a train?”
The hotel had a big pool, and a young couple was on their honeymoon there.
They all went swimming after the bride put on a new bikini she had just bought.
While she swam and splashed around in the water, she quickly realized that the bikini was too big. The top and bottom kept falling off.
They were the only ones in the pool, so she and her husband would giggle and playfully fetch the bikini back from the bottom of the pool.
That night, they dressed up nicely and went to the fancy restaurant at their hotel. There, they sat next to a big aquarium. It seemed weird that the tank didn’t have any fish in it.
The bride asked the waiter why there were no fish in the aquarium, and he smiled and said, “That’s not an aquarium…” That’s the pool!
The new bride didn’t like being termed a honeymooner too much.
So when they went to the motel, she asked him,
“Is there any way they could make it look like they had been married for a long time?”
“Of course,” he responded. You take the bags!
The couple who just got married went on their honeymoon.
After two weeks, they came back and finally opened all the gifts their family and friends had brought them. It took a while because it was a new house.
A week later, they obtained two tickets to a show that was quite popular. The host’s kindness made them happy and warm. Inside the envelope, though, there was only a small piece of paper with the words “Guess who sent them?” on it.
They had a great time trying to discover out who the donor was, but they couldn’t. They really enjoyed the theater. They got home late at night, still trying to figure out who the strange host was, and found that everything of value in the house had been stolen.
There was a note on the vacant dining room table that said, “Now you know!” in the same handwriting as the tickets.
