A man in his seventies has never been married.

It is love at first sight when he meets a stunning 17-year-old girl one day.
After being married, they take a honeymoon trip to Florida.
Upon returning, tel frie, howvas him,
“Oh, it was lovely,” the man remarks. “
The surf, the sun, the fact that we made love nearly every night, we
He is interrupted by his pal.
“A man your age!
How did you practically make love every night?
“Oh,” the man says.
“On Monday, we nearly made love,
On Tuesday, we came close to making love.