A couple was elderly and could not remember things well; they visited the doctor.
You should keep writing things down, said the doctor, so you can remember.
A little later that night, the wife stated, honey, I want some ice cream. Can you get some of them in the kitchen?”
Of course, said the husband.
Said the wife, who added, write it down you might forget.
The husband answered, I do not need to write it down! What you want is an ice cream.”
I want strawberries on top too. Write, write!
The husband door-knobbed. I will not forget!
And whipped cream too! Write, write it down!”
He sighed. I had it! Whipped cream, strawberries, ice cream. There was no necessity to make a note of it.”
After twenty minutes he returned with a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon.
The wife was gazing at the plate and shouted, I said to write it down! Where is my toast?!”
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Sitting at his desk was a travel agent who appeared to watch an old couple standing near the shop window but with long looks at the posters of dream vacations.
They were pretty and, frankly, even a bit sad. The agent was just on an excellent week in business, so he experienced a flood of benignity.
He had hurried out, had fetched them in, and he said, Listen, I know it is very hard to travel on a pension, but I am going to treat you two at some seaside resort–my treat. Then there are no conditions. Say yes.”
The couple accepted and was shocked but thrilled. His assistant helped the agent to reserve a seat in two planes, and a room in a gorgeous five-star resort.
The sunny weather was followed in about a month by the visit of the old lady again to the shop, smiling.
The agent wanted to know how the trip was.
Did lavishly! Oh, it was so lovely! It was an excellent flight and a dream hotel, said she. I have come to say thank you… But there is one thing I wonder at.”
Raising an eyebrow, the agent replied. Yes, what do you want?
She leant down and spoke low: Who was that old man that I was obliged to share the room with?
