It was a calm morning and a husband was just sitting on the couch relaxing over his coffee, when his wife bursts in with a screwdriver, a wrench, and a puzzled face.
The clanging machine is within brokenness, she said.
His husband sighed down his mug. So, I will have a look at it.
She folded her arms. Now you are a washing machine repairman, are you?
He lifted an eyebrow. Well, I suppose I can make an attempt–”
“Careful! CAREFUL!” exclaimed she, showing him, as he knelt beside the washer. You must open it in the right way! Dear GOD! Are you crazy, do you even know what you are doing?! LEFTY LOOSEY, RIGHTY TIGHTY! No, no, NO! Not so! You will smash it, you will! And you don t even know what that part is? WHAT INSTRUCTIONS? What? Have you read the instructions!?
The husband closed his eyes on her. “Honey, I—”
Watch out with that screwdriver! You will shock yourself! YOU WANT TO DIE?!! Perhaps you better call a pro! My GOD, you never listen! Why should you even touch that? A WRENCH, USE IT! A wrench, I say: Just because–”
The husband timorously arose, brushed the dust off his hands and stared directly in her face.Comfortable living room furniture
Now you have a taste of what it is like when you prepare your own dinner.
In several days, he should wake up.
One couple was fighting about who was to make coffee every morning.
I respond by saying that you must do it since, you are awake first. In that manner we will not need to wait on coffee.”
The husband answered, Well, it is your job to cook so it should be your business to make coffee. I do not mind waiting.”
It is up to you, was the instant reply of the wife. And anyway the Bible says that the man is supposed to make the coffee.”
The husband lifted his eyebrow.
“Really? I do not believe that. But you can find that somewhere, can you now?”
The wife took the Bible smiling, opened it, and said that you have to look at the top of some pages.
That one there, she said triumphantly, Hebrews.
