At the age of 90 years and full of youthfulness, Beverly still played golf on a daily basis since she retired 25 years earlier.
One evening however, she came home unusually glum.
That is that, she said to her husband, Gus. I am quitting golf. The condition of my eyes has deteriorated to such an extent that after hitting the ball I no longer see where it lands.”
Gus had been an astonishingly old 103 years, and he gave her a soothing cup of tea and told her, why not take him and have one more go at it?
Beverly sighed. Not good, said she. “You’re 103! How can you possibly be of assistance?”
Gus was sitting up proudly and said, I am 103, but I have good eyes.”
On the following day, Beverly took Gus to the golfing course unwillingly. She put up her tee, hit a mighty shot, and gazed down the fairway. Looking at Gus, she said, Did you see the ball?
Naturally I did! Gus answered confidently. I said to you, I can see as well as I ever saw before.
Good! said Beverly, my hopes stirring. Well, where is it?
Gus stood in silence a moment, then scratched his head. “…I do not recall.”
LOL!!
I hope this joke would make you smile! Three old grannies, On a bench sat a-sitting outside a nursing home, Along came a grandpa He was very old.
One of the grannies cried:
“Hey there! We dare say we know just how old you are! 🎯
Laughed the old man, and said,
You can never guess that, crazy old ladies!
One granny winked, and said,
We can! Just pull down pants and underwear and well tell you how old you are!
The grandpa, just a bit ashamed but wanting to show them they were wrong, took the pants off. 😳
The grannies examined — showed him give a twist twice around, and a flip in the air a couple of times…
Then they all shouted in one voice:
“You are 87 years!” 🎉
The grandpa drove his pants up and said:
“How did you guess that in the world??” 😲
Laughed the grannies to herself:
Yesterday we were at your birthday party! 🎂😂
A blonde has a chance to fly into a neighbouring country.
Due to this, she was excited and tense because she had never traveled in an airplane before. A Boeing 747 as soon as she got on the plane she began to jump up and down getting into seat to seat and screaming, BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!”
She screamed and lost track of where she was and even the pilot in the cockpit could hear the racket. The pilot, getting out of patience, commanded, saying, Be quiet!
The silence was as near as one can be to a pin-drop and everyone began to stare at the blonde and the irate pilot.
She looked intently at the pilot and seemed to think fiercely and all of a sudden began to scream: OEING! OEING! OEING!”
One day, I did ask my English teacher,
Why do we ignore pronunciation of some letters eg. the letter H … in Hour, Honour. … etc. ???
The English teacher has said, that we are not neglecting them; they are regarded as silent “……. Even more perplexed??? (I was)
It happened that during a lunch break, my teacher offered me her packed lunch and instructed to warm it in the cafeteria.
I finished the food and gave her back the empty box…!!!
What happened, my English teacher: I said go and HEAT my food and you are bringing an empty container back.”
I said, Sir, I believed that H was not uttered.
