My daughter just entered the living room and said, “Dad, take my laptop, TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and room out, cancel my allowance right away, and throw all my clothes out the window.”
Kindly deliver my whole jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army. Then sell my new automobile, take away my key to the front door, and evict me from the house.
Then reject me and stop communicating with me.
Additionally, remember to write me out of your will and give my brother my portion.
Well, that’s not exactly how she phrased it. She uttered.
I have a new boyfriend, Dad.
A text message from the daughter to the father
I’m coming home to get married shortly, so get your checkbook ready, my daughter texted her father. HAHA! He is in the US, and I am in Australia, as you are aware. We had lengthy WhatsApp conversations, became Facebook friends, and met on a dating service.
After proposing to me over Skype, we have been dating for two months over Viber. I want a huge wedding, your blessing, and well wishes, Dad. Much love, Lilly.
In response, Dad said: “My dear Lilly, As in, “Wow!” Actually? Fantastic! Whatever… I propose that the two of you get married on Twitter, enjoy yourself on Tango, register for your items on Amazon, and get paid using PayPal. And sell this new hubby on eBay when you’re tired of him. Love to you, Dad.
HAHA!
I hope this joke brings you joy! Have a pleasant day!
